9mmSMG

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Just a dude traveling around before the world ends. American, part-time Eurotrash.

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1Jul 5, '24Just found out a friend of mine is divorcing his wife, who has stage 3 breast cancer. She didn't do anything awful. He said he had just grown apart from her. He is no longer my fri84.2×37.3M230k14k8.6k
2Apr 14, '25Bro wtf is going on?80.5×35.7M195k12k23k
3Oct 15, '24Even after watching the video multiple times, I'm still astonished that this is a real screenshot from it.75.1×33.3M226k7.2k21k
4Jun 30, '24Don't kick in the door to a hotel, and you won't get your bell rung.64.7×28.7M195k13k18k
5Jul 20, '24Obese Disney adults that break out with a rash when they move. 202463.4×28.1M58k1.9k12k
6Jul 6, '24My old roommate and I discussing who was going to turn the dishwasher on.60.6×26.9M70k2.7k9.2k
7Mar 2, '24Not even a DNA test could make me believe Paris Jackson is Michael Jackson's biological child.58.4×25.9M117k3.9k8.1k
8Jul 9, '24Hide the pain Harold moment.58.3×25.8M77k3.4k10k
9Jun 23, '25This was Marine Sgt. Tyler Ziegel and his new wife in October 2006. Do they look like hapoy newlyweds? Look at his face, look at her face. She soon divorced him, not being able to 54.5×24.2M172k14k19k
10Jun 22, '24I'm scared to death of female cops.50.9×22.6M114k6.3k18k
11Mar 28, '25It's wild he died out of absolutely nowhere with no warning signs.47.6×21.1M179k4.2k9.6k
12Oct 5, '24Just a reminder that if you're having a rough time, don't do it. Talk to someone, anyone.39×17.3M52k3.9k12k
13Jul 29, '24This has to be the plot of a scary movie.35.9×15.9M41k4.5k8.2k
14Feb 25, '25This could have been solved differently in a just world.31.1×13.8M56k2.5k6k
15Nov 7, '25Average Eastern European couple.30.6×13.6M237k4.8k8.9k
16Jul 29, '24Rarely am I jealous of another man. This man's rare stick collection has me feeling pure envy.30.2×13.4M205k14k10k
17Nov 8, '25Communism is when you collectively pretend the 1st woman is more attractive than the 2nd woman.28.8×12.8M63k2.9k2.1k
18Aug 31, '24The therapy bills are going to be astronomical.28.7×12.7M205k6k6.6k
19Oct 4, '24Her attitude changed when she got 15 years.28.6×12.7M39k2k15k
20Oct 12, '24This is arguably the single best explanation of anything ever given. He deserves a raise.28.2×12.5M144k14k26k
21Oct 17, '24Today, I learned that bums vs. drones was a thing. It's like a dystopian version of Bumfights.27.6×12.2M88k5.1k14k
22Aug 28, '24Still convinced I could conquer England entirely unarmed.24.6×10.9M55k3.4k5.6k
23Apr 3, '25This should be framed and hung in the Louvre to be enjoyed forever.23.7×10.5M114k3.1k9.8k
24Aug 16, '24Interesting, do you have pictures of the Big Bang?22.7×10.1M106k4.2k3.1k
25Aug 21, '24Legitimately, how do you mess up this bad? The epitome of "you had one job!"22×9.8M41k2.2k5.2k
26Sep 19, '25No one can explain to me rationally why this isn't offensive to the average White person, but black face makes them go mentally insane.21.4×9.5M44k2.4k2.1k
27Oct 10, '24Never underestimate a man at war with his HOA. It is ingrained in our DNA and activates thousands of years of previous rebellion.20.1×8.9M64k3.2k7.5k
28Nov 5, '24Aura we will likely never see again in a president in our lifetime.19.9×8.8M97k8k12k
29Feb 25, '25I have Japanese and Korean friends separately. My Japanese friends do not look at Koreans as humans. My Korean friends feel the same about the Japanese. They find common ground in 19.7×8.7M136k8.8k13k
30Jan 11, '25Barring mainland India getting involved, a man wearing plate armor could likely capture and become king of North Sentinel Island with nothing but a sword and a case of white Monste19.6×8.7M38k1.1k2.4k
31Aug 1, '25Imagine being a blue belt, excited to compete and then you see your opponent and are like "Oh, great. Bane."18.5×8.2M203k10k5.2k
32Nov 2, '25A man dressed as a woman scolds a woman dressed as an Indian for Halloween. We're hitting levels of hypocrisy we never thought possible.17.5×7.8M144k16k13k
33Sep 9, '25Get angry. Look at her face. I won't post the video because I don't want to see it again. This is what America has become. It can be fixed. Don't let them gaslight you any longer. 16.8×7.5M81k12k3.1k
34Nov 6, '24I need the best meltdowns below. I've been waiting a long time for this moment. ⏬️⏬️⏬️16.8×7.5M68k2.6k17k
35Jul 20, '24This video single handedly almost brought back Jim Crow. It will never not be funny, no matter how many times I watch.16.5×7.3M42k2k8.3k
36Aug 30, '24A teacher being arrested for not endorsing trans ideology.15×6.6M53k9.1k7k
37Nov 4, '25This was Marine Sgt. Tyler Ziegel and his new wife in October 2006 on their wedding day. Do they look like happy newlyweds? No? Being deployed to Iraq stole that from him. They end14.3×6.3M48k5k3.1k
38Aug 26, '25There are currently over 2700 bookmarks on this post. You should never post pics of your kids online.13.8×6.1M103k4.1k1.3k
39Mar 6, '25Get in, we're making cursed Vances.13.7×6.1M127k4.9k5.8k
40Apr 6, '25There's no such thing as unskilled labor. Impressive tbh. It was like watching a hibachi chef at Benihana's.13.3×5.9M45k2.5k8.5k
41Apr 2, '24A fent dealer is tied up after killing someone selling fake pills that resulted in death.12.4×5.5M75k3.7k11k
42Jul 6, '24Remember when the stop Asian hate movement disappeared when they found out who was doing the overwhelming majority of attacks?12×5.3M54k10k2.1k
43Oct 27, '24Look, all I'm saying is I hope no one uses this as an opportunity to make fun of AOC.12×5.3M45k2.2k1.8k
44Nov 21, '24Anyone posting stuff like this, a man praying before dying while making a joke is pure evil. Russian or Ukrainian.11.6×5.1M103k4.2k3.4k
45Sep 11, '25Iryna, we haven't forgotten about you either.11.4×5M182k16k2k
46Nov 16, '24Everyone stop what you're doing for a wholesome interlude. There is nothing funnier than a guilty dog.11×4.9M89k10k20k
47Sep 20, '24This story always makes me happy.10.5×4.7M49k4.7k9k
48Sep 2, '25I've found India supremacy memes, and they're actually hysterical. They also call all White people "wiggers" because they think it's just what we are all called. I'm not even mad. 10.0×4.4M52k1.2k5.3k
49Nov 7, '25Leave him alone you wretched ghouls.9.8×4.3M155k5.2k892
50Oct 11, '24Guys only want one thing.9.5×4.2M64k3.3k5.6k
51Feb 10, '25"I met with a Down Syndrome boy tonight. Beautiful kid, we have the best Down Syndrome kids."9.0×4M58k1.5k1.1k
52May 17, '24The argument about Juliet being played by this woman isn't even a racial one for most. White people aren't shocked anymore at blacks being placed in historically White roles becaus8.9×3.9M48k2.8k2.7k
53Jun 25, '24Sensible chuckle8.7×3.9M45k1.4k2.6k
54Oct 16, '24Kamala Harris ordering a totally normal meal after seeing black voter polling.8.6×3.8M41k2.8k7.3k
55Jun 2, '25The comments here make me want to distance myself from the American right. It's not an anti Jewish video, it's not antisemitic, it's a little girl who got her legs blown off. It's 8.4×3.7M94k6.9k4.4k
56Apr 6, '25They think you're retarded.8.4×3.7M53k1.9k1.1k
57Nov 6, '24Best comment I've seen from a Democrat so far. "F*ck, maybe we did cheat last time."8.3×3.7M146k9.3k3.3k
58Jun 3, '25So, umm, that's an act of war, correct?8.2×3.6M72k4.1k2.9k
59Jul 29, '24She didn't expect that.8.0×3.5M41k5.8k8.7k
60Feb 11, '25It's actually hilarious watching people fall in line.7.8×3.5M87k3.4k1.8k
61Oct 3, '25Trump secured our borders.7.6×3.4M81k3.5k1.5k
62Nov 7, '24Liberal women are INSANE. The stuff I've seen them post and their videos have been shocking. They're not living in the same world as us. It's an entirely alternate universe. When B7.2×3.2M70k5.3k5.1k
63Jul 25, '24I don't care what you say, Trump is wildly likable.7.0×3.1M41k1.8k1.8k
64Jun 4, '25Imagine being a prosecutor, and your entire opening and closing argument is just showing the suspects mugshot to the jury.7.0×3.1M41k3.3k3.8k
65Aug 22, '24This still cracks me up. Yes, it's real. I'll post an article below.6.9×3.1M44k4.1k4.7k
66Oct 17, '24I promise I won't get all political. Me at the in-laws after a spiked cider on Thanksgiving:6.8×3M55k5.7k11k
67Feb 16, '25"Please respect my privacy."6.8×3M62k2.5k1.2k
69Jul 26, '24Ireland has a different way of protesting.6.3×2.8M59k7k2.4k
70Mar 1, '25You don't see many flare gun defense situations.6.1×2.7M51k2.1k5.7k
71Jun 27, '25Karmelo Anthony now applying for a public defender after raising a fortune is absolutely hysterical. Everyone knew it was going to happen, but it still hits different hearing it.5.8×2.6M43k2.3k1.3k
72Apr 14, '25If I bought an Aston and the man who inspected it wasn't named Nigel Wentworth Moneypenny, I'd probably riot.5.8×2.6M54k1.4k1.7k
73Jul 22, '24The greatest community note of all time just dropped.5.7×2.5M52k4.2k2.1k
74Aug 28, '25Why has Raja not been arrested?5.6×2.5M42k1.3k565
75Jul 6, '25I think about this often.5.2×2.3M84k3.8k6.2k
76Sep 12, '25Saying those words to someone holding their child should be grounds for immediate lethal self-defense. That's insane.5.0×2.2M43k5.7k5.4k
77Sep 10, '25Hey South Park - GO FUCK YOURSELF4.9×2.1M55k2k924
78Jul 24, '25Hulk Hogan said a racist thing years ago and apologized - Black people cursing him to hell. George Floyd does a home invasion on a woman and points a gun at her stomach - Parades, 4.7×2.1M53k3.7k1.6k
79Oct 21, '25Ireland will be the first nation to take their country back all on their own. God bless them all.4.6×2.1M96k11k2.5k
80Aug 11, '25The single most radicalizing moment of my life happened when I was 21. I was living paycheck to paycheck at the time and BARELY scraping by. It was payday, and I went to use my deb4.3×1.9M48k3.8k2.5k
81Sep 27, '25That could set a dangerous precedent.4.2×1.9M59k3.7k1.5k
82Mar 1, '25I have excellent news for everyone aged 18-60 who is upset over what's happening in Ukraine. You can make a difference.4.0×1.8M50k8.4k2k
83Aug 29, '24His name was Barry Stanton.3.9×1.7M39k1.7k973
84Mar 7, '25It's all in your head.3.9×1.7M89k2.4k727
85Aug 27, '24Refusing to pull RFK Jr. from the Wisconsin and Michigan ballots is the most blatant election interference I've seen since the last time Democrats did anything.3.9×1.7M45k4.2k623
86Jul 15, '24Jack Black is a fat imbecile.3.7×1.6M51k1.9k112
87Aug 10, '25There's something weird about you, Russian Army.3.7×1.6M60k1.4k1.2k
88Feb 20, '25Zero question.3.6×1.6M41k1.4k1k
89Aug 3, '25They made a bald woman who looks like a sleep paralysis demon Jesus because they hate you, and they hate Christians.3.6×1.6M46k3.8k1.3k
90Apr 17, '25FSU shooter was White. I don't want to fundraise for him. I don't want to make T-shirts with his photo. I want him to have a fair and speedy trial where he is sentenced to capital 3.4×1.5M48k3.4k571
91Mar 7, '25Here's what you'd look like if you were JD Vance.3.3×1.5M42k1.2k678
92Jun 7, '25"They're tear gassing babies!" - Someone who brought a baby to a riot.3.1×1.4M66k2.9k845
93Jun 1, '24Germany has a problem.2.9×1.3M51k5.9k1.5k
94Jan 31, '25Average day on X2.6×1.1M49k3.3k2.8k
95Aug 4, '24The current British immigration policy.2.6×1.1M59k5.9k1.2k
96Sep 9, '25No one should ever question why this child thought it was necessary to carry weapons again. The argument is over.2.2×968k80k10k1.1k
97Oct 5I have a couple of new designs up for sale. T shirts and Hoodies. USA made. Check them out here.0.0×11k3213

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